P.S. I am a very strange bird. I went to all-women's schools all the way up, through college. It changed me. When I use the term "marriage," I mean something different than most women. I mean:
1. Hot sex, eat cookies, watch movies.
2. Don't have sex with others b/c I'm too old to go to the clinic. Threesomes are too confusing; I decided that in the nineties.
3. Be honest.
6. Do whatever the fuck you want, unless one person is about to be mauled by a cheetah. Help each other.
7. When it's right, and both people are doing whatever the fuck they want, they'll be doing it together sometimes, and it'll be awesome. And sometimes they'll be alone, and that'll be awesome too.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I decided when I was alone in my car. I have no experience, but this is my wisdom. Perhaps I am 15 going on 49, but this is how I see it, ha.
C.A. MacConnell
1. Hot sex, eat cookies, watch movies.
2. Don't have sex with others b/c I'm too old to go to the clinic. Threesomes are too confusing; I decided that in the nineties.
3. Be honest.
6. Do whatever the fuck you want, unless one person is about to be mauled by a cheetah. Help each other.
7. When it's right, and both people are doing whatever the fuck they want, they'll be doing it together sometimes, and it'll be awesome. And sometimes they'll be alone, and that'll be awesome too.
Maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I decided when I was alone in my car. I have no experience, but this is my wisdom. Perhaps I am 15 going on 49, but this is how I see it, ha.
C.A. MacConnell
