Photo: Four Turtles

Four Turtles

Miami Meadows

This is an older photo I just came across. Made me smile...hope it does the same for you. 

I got a much-needed manicure yesterday. The girl working on me (also named Christine!) kept shaking her head, wondering how long it had been. Years, actually, ha. I don't like going there...I'd rather be in the woods. All the other girls looked so relaxed. I felt like this: When can I get outta here. This is boring as all hell. I don't like cut flowers either. Not at all. Most girls receive them and become rather happy. I get angry and sad, ha. And I can't stand shopping and cooking. Basically, I'm like a twelve-year-old boy, skate shoes and T-shirts and all.

I may sleepwalk, and I hate it when people spend the night, but I'm a fierce lover.

And I wonder why I'm a spinster. Ah well, fuck it. I like who I am today. I'm a warrior, that's for sure.Yesterday, I wore a Wonder Woman jacket that I found on clearance in the little girls' department, and I wore that fucker, and I felt like I owned it.

I do like some things -- black licorice and black jelly beans and dark chocolate. As well as Pop Tarts and ice cream. Skateboarding, horses, hawks, lions, wolves, dogs, cats, chickens, you know. I also like limousines and rock and roll. Drums get me charged up. I love the band Lake Trout. If you know them, you may be my soul mate.

Now off to see about another job, and then some work on Book Three. :) <3

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If no one told you yet today, I love you,

C.A. MacConnell